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<ul><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0332390/?ref_=tt_ch">Arthur Mendelson </a>: Good, take care of this asshole for me, will you? </li><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: [Patch is trying to convince Rudy not to be afraid of squirrels]  What could they want? Your nuts? </li><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0355659/?ref_=tt_ch">Joletta </a>: [Joletta has just met Patch]  Look here, Judy, another future boss. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: Oh, I wouldn't look at it like that. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0355659/?ref_=tt_ch">Joletta </a>: You may think I'm exaggerating, but in another five years you'll be so full of yourself you'll have to hang a cup out your ass just to catch the excess. </li><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: All of life is a coming home. </li><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: Who likes to masturbate? [Everyone in room raises their hands]  </li><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0332390/?ref_=tt_ch">Arthur Mendelson </a>: How many fingers do you see? </li><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/?ref_=tt_ch">Mitch Roman </a>: I grew up with it. I know what it takes to look in the eyes of dying people day after day and come home for dinner at night. I know what it takes. You don't have it. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: Oh, really. And you do? If you don't like me, just say it. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/?ref_=tt_ch">Mitch Roman </a>: I don't like you! <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: Why don't you like me? You're a prick, and I like you. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/?ref_=tt_ch">Mitch Roman </a>: Because you make my effort a joke! I want to be a doctor! This isn't a game to me! This isn't playtime! This is serious business! I have it in me to be a great doctor but in order to do that I have to sacrifice if I want to be better. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: "Better." Better than me, hmm? <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/?ref_=tt_ch">Mitch Roman </a>: I will save lives that could have otherwise not been saved. Now, I could be like you and go around laughing and have a good time, ha ha, but I prefer to learn, because the more I learn, the more likely I will have the right answer at the crucial moment and save a life. And you say I'm a prick? You say I'm a prick? You know, maybe I am, but you ask the average person, when death comes knocking at their door whether they want a prick on their side or some kindergarten teacher who's gonna kiss their ass! Because when that day comes I want the prick! And so will you. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: You know, I forget how young you are, Mitch, that you think you have to be a prick to get things done, and that you actually think that's a new idea. </li><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: [mis-remembering Fred's name]  Hey, how are you feeling, Frank? You feel better? <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0730570/?ref_=tt_ch">Fred Jarvis </a>: Yeah, pretty good. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: [referring to a Marx Brothers movie Fred is watching]  Well, keep on your medication. You can never go wrong if you're a Marxist. </li><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: [singing while he massages Bill's feet]  Blue skies, shining on me. Nothing but blue skies. Do I see, blue birds singing a song... <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001075/?ref_=tt_ch">Bill Davis </a>: Are you a dotor? <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: No, I'm a medical student. But if there's anything I can do to help you... <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001075/?ref_=tt_ch">Bill Davis </a>: You want to help me? <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Hunter Patch Adams </a>: Oh yeah, what can I do? <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001075/?ref_=tt_ch">Bill Davis </a>: [grabs Hunter by the shirt]  Listen, you little do-gooder prick. If you want to make yourself feel good, don't make me pay for it. Now get out of here, becuase you don't help SHIT! [plushes hunter to the wall]  </li><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: You want to see me, sir? <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348409/?ref_=tt_ch">Dean Walcott </a>: You are dismissed. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: [Salutes]  Sir. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348409/?ref_=tt_ch">Dean Walcott </a>: From this school. Kindly remove your things and vacate the school premises as soon as possible. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: What for? For asking a group of doctors to have a sense of humor about themselves? <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348409/?ref_=tt_ch">Dean Walcott </a>: Oh, I have a sense of humor, Hunter. I find it hilarious as smart as you are, you could give me an airtight reason to throw you the hell out of here! [Slams the book on his office desk]  <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: Why am I such a threat to you, sir? <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348409/?ref_=tt_ch">Dean Walcott </a>: Because what you want is for us to get down there on the same levels as our patients, to destroy objectivity, all to uphold some idealistic buddy system that will allow you to work through your own feelings of inadequacy. What you have done here today is inexcusable. You have made a complete mockery out of our distinguished guests. If you think that for 1 minute, that I will further tolerate your blatant disregard of the bylaws of this... .. What are you smiling at? Is this all a big joke to you? Get out of here! </li><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348409/?ref_=tt_ch">Dean Walcott </a>: Mr. Adams, when I told you I knew Dr. Prack, did I mislead you in some way to think I'm a pushover like he is? Kindly remove that coat. I told you, you are not to see the patients until the 3rd year. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: I'm just visiting friends, sir. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348409/?ref_=tt_ch">Dean Walcott </a>: Why are you here? If you want to be a clown, go join the circus. Patients don't need to be entertained. They don't need a friend. They need a doctor! I don't want to see you in this hospital again. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: What if I visit the patients on my own time? <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348409/?ref_=tt_ch">Dean Walcott </a>: Yes, about your own time. It's brought to our attention that perhaps we should be suspicious of the level of your grades. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: What are you saying? I'm cheating? <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348409/?ref_=tt_ch">Dean Walcott </a>: Your scores are among the top in your class, yet you don't seem to study. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: [Sarcastically laughing]  That's ridiculous. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348409/?ref_=tt_ch">Dean Walcott </a>: Your classmates don't seem to think so. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: Really? Who? <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0348409/?ref_=tt_ch">Dean Walcott </a>: I'm warning you. Stay out of this hospital. </li><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/?ref_=tt_ch">Mitch </a>: [as Patch cleans out his locker, Mitch happens upon him]  You can't leave. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: [closing locker]  If what you say is true, it looks like I'm defying the laws of possibility. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: [Patch goes to move past Mitch, but Mitch stands in his way]  What're you doing? Oh... I can't leave till you beat me? Is that it? Okay, I surrender. You're number one, you're the top student in the class. You're smarter than me. Is that what you want to hear? Now can I leave? <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/?ref_=tt_ch">Mitch </a>: [puts up his hand and blocks him again]  You know Mrs. Kennedy in 212? She doesn't eat. I visited her room every day for the past three weeks. I can't get her to eat. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/?ref_=tt_ch">Mitch </a>: Now I know everything there is to know about medicine. I've studied relentlessly. I guarantee you I can outdo, outdiagnose any attending or surgeon in this hospital. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: [nods]  Mm-hmm. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/?ref_=tt_ch">Mitch </a>: But I can't make her eat. [near tears]  <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/?ref_=tt_ch">Mitch </a>: You have a gift. [shakes head]  <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/?ref_=tt_ch">Mitch </a>: You have a way with people. You know they like you. And if you leave... I can't learn this way. [Patch walks off]  </li><li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_ch">Patch Adams </a>: [Patch returns to Bill Davis' room after being thrown out earlier; he's wearing an angel costume; Bill's eyes open wide in disbelief]  Preview of coming attractions. </li> </ul>

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