WE ALL START LIFE AS ASSHOLES
I am talking about, when we are in womb
The first thing that forms in utero is a digestive tract and an asshole
That’s right: Your asshole was the first part of you to exist. You formed around it. You are, quite literally, an asshole to your very core. When you take everything else away from what makes us human, what you’re left with is, in a very real and legally binding sense, nothing more than an asshole.
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