The kingpin who would be Noah. - Deepstash
The kingpin who would be Noah.

The kingpin who would be Noah.

The children at a kindergarten in rural Columbia say they don't like to bathe in the adjacent pool anymore. One boy tells how his grandmother was chased by the 3,000lb "village pet". They're talking about an animal native to sub-saharan Africa. The Hippopotamus.

With vast profits from his Cocaine trafficking business and a Noah fantasy, legendary drug lord Pablo Escobar stole a Russian cargo plane, had it flown to Africa, filled with local wildlife and hastily returned before the sedated animals awoke.

Plentiful food, a lack of predators, an ideal environment and climate make it Hippo heaven.

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Psychologist Qualified/experienced chef Former Customer service mngr. Dangerous FLT driver. Time traveller Kitchen Table Surgeon. Investigative journalism I don't Shitter Psychotherapist Mind meddler World class sleepy head.

Hippos are not ballerinas. They're dangerous wild animals.

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