"Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing."

"The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program."

"Even if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don't you wonder who sent the flowers?"

"Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof."

 "If an ancient man saw planes two thousand years ago, he would’ve thought they were birds or angels from another world."

"If I could remember the names of all these tiny particles, I'd be a botanist."