"There's No 'I' In Team. There's A 'Me' Though, If You Jumble It Up."

It’s normal to be screwed up, but it’s really screwed up to romanticize it.

Love and happiness are nothing but distractions

You talk to God, you’re religious; God talks to you, you’re psychotic.

Lies are like children: they’re hard work, but it’s worth it because the future depends on them.

If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything.

The most successful marriages are based on lies.

If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong.