You can discover what your enemy gears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate you are bound to wake somebody up.

It’s possible to own too much. A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure

You can’t stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

Before doing someone a favor, make sure that he isn’t a madman.

The three sentences that will get you through life:

Number one, “Cover for me.”

Number two, “Oh, good idea, boss.”

Number three, “It was like that when I go...

Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, you’ll have more beads than you know what to do with.

Don’t underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.