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HOMER SIMPSON

The three sentences that will get you through life:

Number one, “Cover for me.”

Number two, “Oh, good idea, boss.”

Number three, “It was like that when I got here.”

HOMER SIMPSON

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The Keys To A Happy And Fulfilled Life.

The Keys To A Happy And Fulfilled Life.

In total, “Dance First, Think Later” features 618 rules of life to live by. Here are 10 important quotes from this book.

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HENRY WADSWORTH

If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate you are bound to wake somebody up.

HENRY WADSWORTH

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MARK TWAIN

Keep away from people who belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too can be great.

MARK TWAIN

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HARRY S. TRUMAN

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

HARRY S. TRUMAN

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A.A. MILNE

Don’t underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering

A.A. MILNE

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ERIC HOFFER

You can discover what your enemy gears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

ERIC HOFFER

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LEE SEGALL

It’s possible to own too much. A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure

LEE SEGALL

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A.A. MILNE

You can’t stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

A.A. MILNE

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EUGÈNE LABICHE

Before doing someone a favor, make sure that he isn’t a madman.

EUGÈNE LABICHE

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ELLEN DEGENERES

Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, you’ll have more beads than you know what to do with.

ELLEN DEGENERES

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