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Number 13

Number 13

“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”

-Groucho Marx

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Number 1

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”

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Number 12

Number 12

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”

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Number 4

Number 4

“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.”

-Groucho Marx

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Number 15

Number 15

“Whatever it is, I'm against it.”

-Groucho Marx

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284 reads

Number 10

Number 10

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”

-Groucho Marx

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402 reads

Number 6

Number 6

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

-Groucho Marx

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461 reads

Number 5

Number 5

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

-Groucho Marx

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481 reads

Number 19

Number 19

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”

-Groucho Marx

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355 reads

20 Entertaining Groucho Marx Quotations

20 Entertaining Groucho Marx Quotations

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (1890 – 1977) was an American comedian, actor, writer, stage, film, radio, television star and vaudeville performer. He is generally considered to have been a master of quick wit and one of America's greatest comedians.

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447 reads

Number 11

Number 11

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

-Groucho Marx

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392 reads

Number 3

Number 3

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”

-Groucho Marx

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478 reads

Number 9

Number 9

“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”

-Groucho Marx

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388 reads

Number 14

Number 14

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”

-Groucho Marx

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337 reads

Number 7

Number 7

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”

-Groucho Marx

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445 reads

Number 8

Number 8

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member”

-Groucho Marx

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397 reads

Number 17

Number 17

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”

-Groucho Marx

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309 reads

Number 18

Number 18

“Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.”

-Groucho Marx

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319 reads

Number 16

Number 16

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

-Groucho Marx

22

308 reads

Number 2

Number 2

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”

-Groucho Marx

21

511 reads

Number 20

Number 20

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”

-Groucho Marx

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580 reads

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Number 19

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”

-Groucho Marx

20 Entertaining Groucho Marx Quotations

20 Entertaining Groucho Marx Quotations

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (1890 – 1977) was an American comedian, actor, writer, stage, film, radio, television star and vaudeville performer. He is generally considered to have been a master of quick wit and one of America's greatest comedians.

The Groucho Marx Tendency

The behavior of not sufficiently appreciating the company of those who care for us is call the Groucho Marx Tendency; named after the comedian who quipped that he would not like to be a member of a club that would want him to be a part of.

In general, this behavior benefit...

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