Uncommon Laws of Everyday Life

1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD:

When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side.

2. LAW OF QUEUE:

If you change queue, the one you just left starts to move faster than the one you are in now.

3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch.

4. LAW OF THE TOOLS:

Any tool, when dropped, rolls to the least accessible corner.

5. BATH THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.