23+ Funny bible verses and commentary that make you love God & the Bible more.

After they arrived at Capernaum and settled in a house, Jesus asked his disciples, “What were you discussing out on the road?” But they didn’t answer, because they had been arguing about which of them was the greatest.

Then everyone deserted him and fled. A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they seized him, he fled naked, leaving his garment behind.

And the man in whom the evil spirit was, leaped on them, and overcame them, and prevailed against them, so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded.

MSG: Elisha left Jericho to go to Bethel. Along the way, some little kids came out of the town and taunted him, “What’s up, skinhead? Get lost, skinhead!”

And the Lord said, Simon, Simon, behold, Satan hath desired to have you, that he may sift you as wheat:

So Hanun seized David’s envoys, shaved off half of each man’s beard, cut off their robes at the buttocks, and sent them away. When David was told about this, he sent messengers to meet the men, for they were greatly humiliated. The king said, “Stay at Jericho till your beards have grown, and then come back.”