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Within this blog post, you will find a list of funny bible verses laced with humor types from dark humor to human folly curated from years of personal bible reading and research.

You can expect to find some of the rarest and, possibly, the funniest bible verses there is.

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The LORD said to Moses, “I have seen these people, and I know that they are very stubborn.

EXODUS 32:9 NCV

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After they arrived at Capernaum and settled in a house, Jesus asked his disciples, “What were you discussing out on the road?” But they didn’t answer, because they had been arguing about which of them was the greatest.

MARK 9:33-34

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Then everyone deserted him and fled. A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they seized him, he fled naked, leaving his garment behind.

MARK 14:50-52

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Proverbs 2:18-19

KJV: For her house inclineth unto death, and her paths unto the dead. None that go unto her return again, neither take they hold of the paths of life.

commentary: It is the statistical assurance for me. 100 out of 100 males lured by the forbidden woman meets a dire consequence. So clinically dangerous is her way.

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And the man in whom the evil spirit was, leaped on them, and overcame them, and prevailed against them, so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded.

ACTS 19:16

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MSG: Elisha left Jericho to go to Bethel. Along the way, some little kids came out of the town and taunted him, “What’s up, skinhead? Get lost, skinhead!”

2 KINGS 2:23

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And the Lord said, Simon, Simon, behold, Satan hath desired to have you, that he may sift you as wheat:

LUKE 22:31

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So Hanun seized David’s envoys, shaved off half of each man’s beard, cut off their robes at the buttocks, and sent them away. When David was told about this, he sent messengers to meet the men, for they were greatly humiliated. The king said, “Stay at Jericho till your beards have grown, and then come back.”

1 CHRONICLES 19:4-5 [MSG]

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christianchief

Self Leadership and Development Enthusiast. Passionately learning and documenting how a life in Christ radically transforms even The Simple into leadership material.

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a compilation of funny Bible verses.

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