Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

There are advantages to being elected president. The day after I was elected, I had my highschool grades classified Top Secret

People who say they sleep like a baby don't usually have one

A lot of gay men stay in the closet because they are interested in fashion

I am still alive

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are god.

A woman's mind is a lot cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

A dog that barks much is never a good hunter

The Best Funny Quotes Collection that will make you LOL. This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously. Tags: Humourous quotes, humorous quotes, funny quotes, entertaining quotes, amusing quotes, quotes book, quotes and sayings, quotation, best quotes, good quotes, intelligent quotes, wisdom quotes

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