Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

There are advantages to being elected president. The day after I was elected, I had my highschool grades classified Top Secret

People who say they sleep like a baby don't usually have one

A lot of gay men stay in the closet because they are interested in fashion

I am still alive

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are god.

A woman's mind is a lot cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

A dog that barks much is never a good hunter

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Communication

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Books

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M. Prefontaine

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"Most fears are in the dark because we are more scared about what we don't know than what we do"

Jump into the darkness. Be surrounded by the fear but overcome it. You can't know anything if you don't dip into what you don't know first. You must fall into the darkness to succeed

Go For It

"We aren't scared of the dark. We are scared of the fact that we don't know what lies in the darkness."

Darkness is the unknown

When you're on your deathbed, you think about the people in your life and the things you did, not what people thought of you, or money, or popularity. Live in a way that gives you something to think about on your deathbed.

The Death Bed Theory

We always try to act good when we first meet someone. We need to act like we're making a first impression every time you talk to someone

First Impressions

Remember that you only live once and take advantage of it.

YOLO

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Philosophy

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Motivation & Inspiration

How to live

Do you like reading? If the answer is know, I have another question for you; Have you ever read a book you loved? No matter the answer, I'm telling you, you like reading more than you know.

You May Not Like Reading, But You Do

<ul><li>You read a line and have to set the book down to pace around the room because you're feeling all the emotions from the book</li><li>You can't stop thinking about what's gonna happen about the book</li><li>You have emotions from the book(crying, laughing, etc.)</li><li>You just really love the book and remember it</li></ul>

What Finding A Good Book Feels Like

Find the kind of book you like, if you do, it will make it a million times easier to find books you love

Find Your Genre Or Style

If the books right for you, don't care what others think. If you love a book, but your friends don't, don't set down the book. If your friends all recommend a book for you, but you don't like it, don't read it If you "Don't like reading" because it will associate bad memories with reading.

If It's Right For You

Outside of school, and clubs, and friends, and work, find the books you like. Teachers or others may tell you what to read, and how hard of a reading level, and what style of writing, and what genre to read. Obviously read it if it's required by a supervisor, but on your own time read something that YOU like

Outside Of All That

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Reading & Writing

How to find the perfect book

<ul><li>Classic books</li><li>Dark covers-Not colorful</li><li>Famous author- Jane austen, Shakespeare, Herman Melville</li><li>Gold pages or details on cover</li></ul>

Books That Make You Look Mature

<ul><li>Fruit</li><li>Tea or Coffee</li><li>In an organized container or on a nice plate</li><li>Drinks with garnish</li></ul>

Food And Drinks

<ul><li>Dress nice</li><li>Hair in buns, Clip, or slicked back</li><li>Not too much makeup</li><li>Look put together</li></ul>

Look Nice

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Personal Development

How to seem more mature

<ul><li>Close your eyes and think about something you like </li><li>Don't have too many or too little blankets</li><li>Try not to move</li><li>Don't think about trying to sleep</li><li>Don't force it, get up and do something until you're tired</li></ul>

When You can't Sleep

<ul><li>Put away screens an hour before bed</li><li>Do something like reading or a puzzle</li><li>Don't drink much water or eat/drink anything cold</li><li>Avoid doing much exercise right before bed</li><li>Avoid things that scare you</li><li>Stop looking at emails and things that stress you</li></ul>

Before Bed

<ul><li>If you think about something for a long time, it may show up in your dream</li><li>Dreams often tell you something, reflect how you felt or what you thought about throughout your day</li><li>Watching TV just before bed or leaving on the television while you sleep can mess up your dreams</li></ul>

Dreams

<ul><li>Tea or other soothing drinks</li><li>No alarms! Alarms when you first wake up trigger a fight or flight response.</li><li>Make your bed, you can't believe how soothing it is to come home to a neat bed, and it can help you with anxiety to have things tidy, which can help you sleep</li></ul>

In The Morning

Sleeping tips

Before you do something, think about how others feel about it, and if it is a selfish or rude behavior. Try to make it better.

Think

Make a plan to do a certain action that you do daily in a different way that helps or acknowledges others around you. Just change that one thing then later on add more.

Plan

Try to be more selfless. The more you help others, the more likely they will be to help you

Selflessness

How to be more considerate

You have to have inspiration or a picture that pops into your head or you won't be able to get what you wanted.

Inspiration

Picture the painting you will make. Think of techniques and colors you will use.

Picture It

Start with the background. Otherwise, your background may cover the actual picture

First Things First

Start to paint, then, just go with the flow. Do what you think is right, do what you want, just let the painting paint.

Flow

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Creativity

How to paint better

Why should I forgive someone? Is the question you may be asking, but even if you weren't, this will still apply to you, because no matter what you're looking for out of an apology, it will more than likely happen.

You can forgive anyone for anything, even yourself for doing something you regret. Forgiveness also has many perks

Forgive

Forgiving someone can be for you to let go of the issues and pent up anger you may hold in yourself.

It's For You

If no other reasons make you want to forgive someone, then do it for the greater good. Do it just because it's the right thing to do.

It's For The Greater Good

Forgive someone for the happiness of another person altogether. Maybe they want you to be friends, or are close to both of you, or anything else, but do it for the outside person, if not for yourself or them.

It's For Someone Else

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Love & Relationships

Forgiveness

Chunk your time into blocks, and have specific tasks that are similar in each block. Don't let your tasks blur into other blocks. Have an alarm set to know when each block starts and ends

Time Blocking

Group similar tasks together to keep your mind on a similar goal. Keep your least alike tasks separate, and slowly get to it.

Group Tasks

Work in 10 or 15 minute chunks. Between each, take a 5 minute break. Try to complete a task per time chunk

Timers

If you can't complete the task in 2 minutes, do it later. If you cam do it, do it now.

The Funniest Quotes Book

Darkness is the unknown

How to live

How to find the perfect book

How to seem more mature

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