Funny quotes to get you into the holiday spirit - Deepstash
Funny quotes to get you into the holiday spirit

Funny quotes to get you into the holiday spirit

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BOB PHILLIPS

“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”

BOB PHILLIPS

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439 reads

VICTOR BORGE

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”

VICTOR BORGE

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407 reads

HENNY YOUNGMAN

“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.”

HENNY YOUNGMAN

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359 reads

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“I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk, and he put a solar panel in my stocking.”

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“Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.”

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318 reads

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“If at first, you don’t succeed at finding the perfect gift, try, try again…or just buy a gift card.”

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283 reads

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“A present you can unwrap is nice, but a present you can drink is even better.”

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282 reads

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“Who needs a personal trainer when you have Christmas shopping to tone your biceps?”

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266 reads

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“Forget the milk and cookies, Santa, I’ll leave you a cup of coffee. You’re gonna need it.”

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249 reads

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“Ah, December! The time of year when we swap our diets for an all-cookie regimen, convince ourselves that hot chocolate is a suitable breakfast, and pray that our New Year’s resolutions will magically erase all caloric sins.”

UNKNOWN

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233 reads

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yuyutsu

Content Curator | Absurdist | Amateur Gamer | Failed musician | Successful pessimist | Pianist |

CURATOR'S NOTE

“You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights.”

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