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What did the 0 say to the 8?

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!

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Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counselor?

Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counselor?

It needed help figuring out its problems.

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A bear walks into a bar

A bear walks into a bar

... and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. 

The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood.

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What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.

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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles

He kept leaving little messages around the house.

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because they are easy to see through.

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How do you drown a hipster?

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Because it has a million degrees!

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Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the koalafications.

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A man tells his doctor...

A man tells his doctor...

... “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”

The doctor replies,Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He drank the coffee before it was cool.

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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

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