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How to Get Fired

How to Get Fired

  1. Provoke fights at work
  2. Question the integrity, honesty and work ethic of your coworkers
  3. Always be late
  4. Extend your breaks
  5. Push deadlines
  6. Display extreme inefficiency
  7. Pass your workload to coworkers
  8. Do the absolute minimum
  9. Waste everyone's time at meetings
  10. Complain
  11. Blame others
  12. Show contempt while given requests, refuse to do them, or accept and don't do them
  13. Trash important e-mails
  14. Send completely unrelated replies when answering an e-mail
  15. Be rude to clients, ignore them, resent their demands, blame them for your misery
  16. Spread rumors about your boss
  17. Surf the internet
  18. Have private conversations
  19. Sleep on the job

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