How to Get Fired
- Provoke fights at work
- Question the integrity, honesty and work ethic of your coworkers
- Always be late
- Extend your breaks
- Push deadlines
- Display extreme inefficiency
- Pass your workload to coworkers
- Do the absolute minimum
- Waste everyone's time at meetings
- Complain
- Blame others
- Show contempt while given requests, refuse to do them, or accept and don't do them
- Trash important e-mails
- Send completely unrelated replies when answering an e-mail
- Be rude to clients, ignore them, resent their demands, blame them for your misery
- Spread rumors about your boss
- Surf the internet
- Have private conversations
- Sleep on the job
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