How to Get Depressed
- Avoid cardio, yoga and meditation
- Try to stay motionless
- Avoid healthy food and sugar-free beverages
- Have a negative support buddy
- Wallow in your depression together
- Criticize your friends
- Blame the world
- Keep a dim outlook on life
- Create your own negative affirmations and repeat them like a mantra
- Overwork yourself to cause stress and fatigue
- Always think about your financial constraints
- Set unrealistic expectations
- Make random chaotic plans
- Refuse to help others
- Focus on the traits of others that irritate you
- Never do anything nice for yourself
- Never be grateful for anything
- Succumb to your misery
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