"Does This Seem Like A Nightmare? A bad dream? Because that's the effect I was going for."

"Parts of the plan were unplanned. That's the plan. I mean you don't want to overplan the plan. "

I you use fancy-pants words first thing in the morning, you're going to end up a very lonely man."

"Your cruelty is as sweet as this coffee I am dumping the sugar into."

"Girls were falling all over me in school, not just because I would extend my leg when they walked by."

The night has a thousand eyes, and the day but one;Yet the light of the bright world diesWith the dying sun. The mind has a thousand eyes, And the heart but one;Yet the light of the whole life diesWhen love is done

Let's revisit Some timeless Count Olaf quotes from the netflix series 'A Series of Unfortunate Events.'

Count Olaf

Jeromy Thomas