Count Olaf

I you use fancy-pants words first thing in the morning, you're going to end up a very lonely man."

"Your cruelty is as sweet as this coffee I am dumping the sugar into."

"Girls were falling all over me in school, not just because I would extend my leg when they walked by."

The night has a thousand eyes,

and the day but one;

Yet the light of the bright world dies

With the dying sun.

The mind has a thousand eyes,

And the heart but one;

Yet the light of the whole life dies

When love is done