Goofy quotes from Video games 🧐

“Science has validated your birth mother’s decision to abandon you on a doorstep.”

“Good does not wait for evil to button up its britches - when it offers buttocks for the smacking, Minsc and Boo greet cheek with hand.”

“They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.”

“Really got an Imp Problem? Or is that just an Imp-erfection in the notice?”

“Friendship is just a hot person's way of making you their slave.”

“You’re my favorite parasite… No wait, Ringworm’s my favorite parasite, you’re my second-favorite parasite… I Lied. Ringworm, then rats with the plague, then You.”

“Feeling cute. Might turn you into a meat bicycle later.” 

“Secrets are like herpes: If you got 'em, might as well spread 'em around.”