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What’s Forest Gump’s password?

What’s Forest Gump’s password?

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MORE IDEAS FROM Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He drank the coffee before it was cool.

Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

A bear walks into a bar

... and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. 

The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

A man tells his doctor...

... “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”

The doctor replies,Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counselor?

It needed help figuring out its problems.

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the koalafications.

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because they are easy to see through.

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood.

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Because it has a million degrees!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles

He kept leaving little messages around the house.

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Whether it’s a play on words, a funny observation about everyday things or old witty sayings, comedy has a way of making us realize we’re all going through the same stuff in this crazy life.

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LESLIE NIELSEN

“Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.”

Step #5: Exits

Use bookmarks to end well. Examples:

  • Future Mentions: “Well, I can’t wait to see you at that ___ coming up—I’ll email you!
  • Inside Jokes: “It was great laughing with you. I’ll be sure to ___ in the future ;)
  • Same Same: “I’m so glad I met a fellow ___ fan. You made my night!”
  • You Have to See: “I’ll be sure to send that link your way, great talking to you!”
The Origins Of Stand-Up Comedy

In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, America pioneered the concept of stand-up comedy, an art form that was an odd kind of basic, no-frills entertainment. A person facing a crowd, with a mic in hand, has to make them laugh.

The origins of stand-up comedy are traced to burlesque shows at New York City’s vaudeville theaters, mostly catering to people familiar with modern city life. The initial shows by the earliest ‘stand-up’ comedians were short and full of slapstick humor, as if racing to please the audience in the least amount of time.