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DANIEL J. BOORSTIN

“Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.”

DANIEL J. BOORSTIN

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Whether it’s a play on words, a funny observation about everyday things or old witty sayings, comedy has a way of making us realize we’re all going through the same stuff in this crazy life.

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