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Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh | Keep Inspiring Me

Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh | Keep Inspiring Me

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LESLIE NIELSEN

“Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.”

LESLIE NIELSEN

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OSCAR WILDE

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. ”

OSCAR WILDE

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JEAN ROSTAND

“My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.”

JEAN ROSTAND

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ALBERT EINSTEIN

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

ALBERT EINSTEIN

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DON MARQUIS

“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.”

DON MARQUIS

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WINNIE THE POOH

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

WINNIE THE POOH

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DANIEL J. BOORSTIN

“Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.”

DANIEL J. BOORSTIN

284

2.13K reads

MIKE BECHTLE

“People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.”

MIKE BECHTLE

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ZIG ZIGLAR

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”

ZIG ZIGLAR

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1.94K reads

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

285

1.82K reads

CHARLES LAMB

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”

CHARLES LAMB

274

1.86K reads

OSCAR WILDE

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”

OSCAR WILDE

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1.7K reads

MITCH HEDBERG

“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”

MITCH HEDBERG

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DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER

“Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.”

DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER

293

1.66K reads

GORE VIDAL

“It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.”

GORE VIDAL

261

1.56K reads

BOB HOPE

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”

BOB HOPE

280

1.55K reads

WILL FERRELL

“Before you marry a person, you should at least make them use a computer with a slow internet connection to find out who they really are.”

WILL FERRELL

292

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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving faster than you is a maniac, and anyone going slower than you is a moron?”

GEORGE CARLIN

279

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JUDITH MARTIN

“If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”

JUDITH MARTIN

274

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TINA FEY

“Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.”

TINA FEY

272

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DALAI LAMA

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

DALAI LAMA

294

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JERRY SEINFELD

“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”

JERRY SEINFELD

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CURATOR'S NOTE

Whether it’s a play on words, a funny observation about everyday things or old witty sayings, comedy has a way of making us realize we’re all going through the same stuff in this crazy life.

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