Chemistry Jokes for Kids
- Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn’t put it down.
- Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.
- What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? “HeHe.”
- A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron. Help me look for it.” The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies, “I’m positive.”
- Why couldn’t Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium ever tell it straight? Because, SArCaSm.
- What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
- What’s a sign of a bad chemistry joke? No reaction.
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