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There are normal people, who get overwhelmed on those occasions when they have more obligations to fulfill than time in which to fulfill them.

Procrastinators are constantly overwhelmed because e...

• IF IT’S GONE DOWN THIS MUCH ALREADY, IT CAN’T GO MUCH LOWER.
• YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN A STOCK’S HIT BOTTOM
• IF IT’S GONE THIS HIGH ALREADY, HOW CAN IT POSSIBLY

GO HIGHER?

• IT’S ONLY $3 A SHARE: WHAT CAN I LOSE?
• EVENTUALLY THEY ALWAYS COME BACK

With so much content on the internet, few get noticed. When you do get noticed, it's another accomplishment to have your words read. But you only really build a career as a writer when your audience remembers you.

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