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Chemistry Jokes Fir Kids
30. Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there’s no charge!
31. Why do Florium, Uranium, and Nitrogen always have such a blast? Because they’re FUN.
32. What happened when carbon and hydrogen went on a date? They really bonded.
33. Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak? Because it’s in the ground state!
34. What do you call a clown in jail? A silicon!
35. Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO!
36. Chemists are so happy in the lab because they’re in their element.
37. Titanium is an amorous metal. When it gets hot, it will combine with anything!
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Chemistry Jokes For Kids
16. How do you insult someone who’s good looking? You’re so basic, you’re a 10 on the pH scale.
17. What do you say when you run out of chemistry jokes? “I should zinc of new ones.”
18. What did their friends say when they found out oxygen and...
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8. Hey, want to hear a joke about potassium? …K.h
9. Why are atoms not considered trustworthy? They make up everything.
10.:Why do chemists find it easy to work with ammonia? It’s pretty basic.
11. What ...
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Chemistry Jokes for Kids
- Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn’t put it down.
- Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.
- What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? “HeHe.”
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23. What did the atom say at the electron sale? “One cation’s trash is another anion’s treasure.”
24. What did the chemist say when there was an explosion in the lab? “Oxidants happen.”
25. Why do chemists like nitratesso much? They a...
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Chemistry Jokes For Kids
38. What do the other elements say about hydrogen? “He’s such a loner!”
39. What is HIJKLMNO? H2O!
40. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
41. Wha...
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