Exclusive Club(house

L ike many old people desperate to stay relevant, I made a Millennial friend. Only I hit the Millennial jackpot, which is the kind of jackpot that, instead of money, spits out excuses for why it doesn’t make enough money.

So when Igor Hiller — who was an Instagram comedy star , acted in the show Dear White People , started a podcast , and is now a life coach — told me early this year that we needed to join Clubhouse right away so we could monetize our influence there, I did it.