The office evangelist

When the lockdowns reached their zenith during 2020-21, this cubicle-championing colleague was missing the workplace.

Now, as work has gone hybrid, they’re back in the office five days a week, bounding from desk to desk, bemoaning homeworking as detrimental to “office culture”.

They see the office as a second home. Put a futon by their computer, and they’d sleep there if they could.